Monday, June 24, 2013

Week 6 - Titus Andronicus

In which the concept of forgiveness does not exist, and decent writing is pretty thin on the ground, too.


Ah, Titus Andronicus. Shakespeare's first tragedy. Wonderfully poignant and understated. Ha! No. The play is melodramatic to the point of silliness, really, but it's kind of fun. I'm just not sure it's supposed to be. The intro to the text said that Titus Andronicus is better in performance than in reading, so after I read it, I watched the 1999 Julie Taymor version, Titus. It did not improve my general impression of the play. If you want, you can find the whole thing on YouTube, but this is a fun one to summarize, so don't and read this instead. Also imagine that I drew cartoons for the whole thing.

We're in ancient Rome this time. Saturninus and Bassianus, the dead emperor's kids, are arguing over who should be elected emperor. Because I guess this is a empire slash republic? I don't know. Weird. By the way, in the Taymor film Saturninus is played by Alan Cumming, and it's probably the best performance in the movie (tied with Colm Feore as Marcus Andronicus). Very much illuminated the character for me.

Anyway, the titular Titus arrives home from the wars with the Goths. His first order of business is to bury two of his sons in the tomb where nineteen others already rest, all of whom died in the wars. Don't feel too bad for the guy, though, he has four sons left. And he certainly doesn't feel bad for himself. No! Because his sons died honorably! Hoo-ha! To appease their spirits, Titus feels he has to sacrifice the oldest son of the Queen of the Goths, Tamora. She begs him not to, but he doesn't listen.

Enter Marcus, Titus's brother, who announce that Titus has been nominated as a candidate for emperor. It's made clear that Titus more or less has the candidacy in the bag, but he says he's sort of worn out from all the wars and says he supports Saturninus. As a thank you, Saturninus says he'll marry Lavinia, Titus's daughter. Unfortunately, Lavinia is engaged to Bassianus. They promptly run off together, protected by Titus's four sons. Titus, however, thinks they should all do whatever the goddamn emperor tells them to do, and kills one of his sons (Mutius) in I guess a fit of extreme pique.

Saturninus, of course, totally understands. By which I mean he throws a little bitch fit and denounces the entire Andronicus family, despite the fact that about two seconds ago (this is literally all one scene), Titus made him emperor. Then he decides that since Tamora is smokin' hot, he'll marry her instead.

Marcus and Titus' remaining sons and all beg him to forgive Mutius enough to bury him in the family tomb. He's still pissed, because, you know, honor, but he eventually relents. Tamora tells Saturninus to pretend to forgive the Andronici so they can really screw them over later, which he does.

The next day, they all go hunting. Lavinia and Bassianus come across Tamora and Aaron the Moor (who runs off). They upbraid Tamora for being a brazen hussy and threaten to tell Saturninus that she's totally a cheater, which doesn't really matter because the whole thing was a trap. Chiron and Demetrius come out of the forest and and stab Bassianus and announce they're going to rape and murder Lavinia. Lavinia begs Tamora to spare her, and when that does work, she begs her to just kill her outright. Again, Tamora refuses. This scene should be incredibly powerful, and yet somehow is not. Marcus finds Lavinia later, with her tongue cut out and both her hands chopped off.

In accordance with Aaron's plan, two of Titus's remaining sons come across the hole where Bassianus's body has been thrown. Well, Martius falls in the hole. And Quintus falls in trying to pull him out. When Saturninus finds them, he immediately assumes that Martius and Quintus killed Bassianus, because... um... Yeah. Titus begs to be allowed to bail them out, but Saturninus refuses.

Titus also begs the people of Rome, who he's spent his life defending, to take his sons' case, but they ignore him. Lucius, the only son who isn't dead or imprisoned, is banished for attempting to free his brothers. But hark! Aaron the Moor shows up at Chez Andronicus and says that Saturninus has agreed to release Martius and Quintus--in exchange for one of their hands. Which I mean, it's a goddamn shame Lavinia didn't keep one of hers after it'd been cut off, right?! That's just plain careless. Titus, Marcus, and Lucius go into a tizzy over who will get to have their hand cut off, but in the end Aaron cuts off Titus's, after Titus tricks Marcus and Lucius into running off.



A short time later, a messenger returns Titus's hand. And Martius and Quintus's heads.

So that worked out well for everyone.

At this point, Titus says game on. He sends Lucius off to rally the Goths and come take over Rome.

Lavinia uses her "stumps" to write what happened to her in the sand, and I'm sure everyone swears revenge.

A nurse runs to Aaron with a baby and announced that it's his. And Tamora's. Which is a problem, because the baby is, like Aaron, black. Tamora has told him to kill it, but he refuses. Instead, he kills the nurse and plans the murder of the midwife who saw the birth.

A very nice and not at all racist portrayal of Aaron.

He also plans to swap the baby with an orphaned white one he randomly knows of, which will mean telling the people who have it about the whole thing. I don't know; this plot point is never cleared up very well. Next we see Aaron, he's been captured by the Goths. Lucius says he's going to kill him and the baby, and Aaron says he'll tell him... stuff, if Lucius doesn't kill the baby. Which seems sort of pointless, since the audience already knows what Aaron did, and Titus and Marcus back home already know who raped and mutilated Lavinia.

Meanwhile, Titus writes complaints (ostensibly to the gods) about how he's been treated, attaches them to arrows, and has them fired into Rome. Well, he has them fired at the heavens, but guess where they land? It's one of those "is this guy crazy, or crazy like a fox?" moments. Tamora thinks he's just plain nuts, and to head off the threat of the Goths, she goes to Titus disguised as Revenge, with Demetrius and Chiron, who are disguised as Murder and Rape. She says to invite the emperor and empress and Lucius to a banquet, where she'll totally help him get revenge. Titus says Great! But he needs Murder and Rape to stay with him. He doesn't give a reason, which is fitting, because there's no real reason for Demetrius and Chiron to be there in the first place, other than that Shakespeare needed them there.

Of course, Titus recognized them the whole time. He calls his guards to tie them up. Then he tells them he's going to kill them, cook them, and serve them to their mother.


The guests for the feast arrive and Titus and Lavinia serve them. Titus asks Saturninus if the centurian Virginius, who killed his daughter because she was raped (BECAUSE HONOR) was right to do so. Saturninus says yes, because as long as she was alive she would remind her father of his shame. Titus promptly kills Lavinia. Saturninus says WTF, and Titus says Chiron and Demetrius raped her. Saturninus says to bring them to him, and Titus reveals that they've been eating their corpses. Before Tamora really even has time to react, Titus kills her. Which I mean, come on, at that point you're just putting her out of her misery. Saturnius kills Titus. Lucius kills Saturnius. Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am. The scene is barely longer than this paragraph. Maybe everyone was just embarrassed by this point and wanted to get it over with.

Lucius and Marcus explain to the Romans what's just happened, and Lucius is crowned/elected/declared emperor. Aaron is buried up to his neck and left to die, and gives a speech about evil he is and how much he loves being evil. He's probably my favorite part of the play, the last lines of which, by the way, are a rhyming couplet in which "pity" is rhymed with, get ready for it, "pity."

BONUS: My friend Mollie wanted to see the cartoon of the eye bullets from last week, so I drew this. I tried to scan it, but my scanner rejected it on an artistic basis.

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